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I've packed my bags and I'm leaving you tonight
Merry Christmas
I've grabbed the nearest train out of town
Merry Christmas
I'm never going to call you
You won't know where I am
I'm taking both the kids and the car
Merry Christmas

I've cleaned out all the money in the bank
Merry Christmas
I've maxed out all your credit cards
Merry Christmas
I called up all your family
And told them you're on drugs
I told them you beat the kids twice a day

I've hacked into your Facebook
I posted the pictures from Amsterdam
I got you fired from your daycare center job

I've pawned off all your jewelry
I've scratched all your CD's
Flushed all your prescriptions down the drain

I put poison in your fish tank
Spread some rumors you had STDs
Kicked your dog and set your house ablaze
Merry Christmas

Автор и исполнитель - канадец Патрик Кэннинг, подыгрывают ему Билл и Джастин Махони. Последний под названием The Heavy Horses записывает смешные и не очень песни в силе дарк кантри.

Date: 2021-12-24 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malpa.livejournal.com
Пока не слушаешь текст, очень мило. А потом вдруг понимаешь, какой это ужас. Бррр... Странное чувство юмора у ребят.

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